Digital Cameras Ratings: ATN PhantomIR Thermal Vision Binocular Review

Average Reviews:
4.4 out of 5 stars

(More customer reviews)Three years ago, I met her. She had long beautiful blonde hair and her blue eyes were as deep as sapphire stones. However, our relationship was doomed from the start. Her work schedule never exactly met up with my guild to make time for each other. It was then I discovered the ATN PhantomIR Thermal Vision Binocular. These things had several great qualities, being able to see anything alive at anytime in its glorious red or green glow is perfect. Who needs these for clever CIA missions to murder terrorists? For these weren't instruments aiding the death of high powered men of evil, but embodiments of love. Long I remembered nights staying up watching her smooth warm body roll around in her sheets. Many a night I spent watching her wash away the frustrations of her life in her shower, each time, I was only three high powered lenses away. But one day, it all changed. She was coming back from work, and I could see her red glow climb up the stairs to her apartment carrying groceries. When she reached the fifth floor, the floor on which she lived, she spilled one of her grocery bags. Her neighbor came out of his door, and began helping her. After carrying her bag inside her apartment, I noticed she closed the door, and he never left. At first they were talking harmlessly, I had no problem watching this bond of platonic neighborly love. Then something happened. I still see his red silhouette plastered against hers... The tears never stopped. His warm red had turned to a fiery red where his two legs met, and I could see him grow in a red that could only be matched by the fires of hell. Suddenly she started glowing dark red and the hugged and embraced. The binoculars felt my pain and suddenly began typing words on the screens. It told me to go to her, tell her that we could work it out. Using it's built in magnetic compass, I ran out of my apartment and carried the binoculars with me. The compass pointing south was a guidance in a very dark and grim street, much like Pocahontas I felt the colors of the wind. Oh I would have been lost without it. As I ran through the lobby and up the stairs, those horrible stairs never ended, I cried harder and harder. I got to her apartment and used my binoculars to scan the apartment for them. I began banging on the door as hard as I could until her neighbor opened the door gripping a baseball bat. I explained that she was my girlfriend, and he laughed in my face. It was then the binoculars came to life. They transformed into a most magical being, bearded at all. With a mighty finger it blasted him into oblivion. Actually, it didn't. It would be ridiculous for binoculars to do that, but I wish it did; to this day I wish it did. Instead, she denied knowing who I was (for her and my protection of course) and he came out swinging his bat hard and I spent the next three months eating food through a tube (AWESOME!). Today I still see my love after we made up through our new guidance counselor. He has made me sign a document that states that if I come within 200 feet of the one I hold true in my heart, I would be breaking the magical bond of our intimacy and would be confined to a cell of all the other people who are incapable of keeping their agreements. Until then, I still send my love her way through my PhantomIR Thermal Vision Binocular. Thank you ATN for keeping my Relationship alive! And if it weren't for it's limited lifetime warranty, I always feel safe and secure that my binoculars will live and grow with me, just like my love.

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Product Description:
ATN PhantomIR Thermal Vision Binocular is a technically-advanced device for observation and perimeter security. Utilizing a high-resolution thermal detector, the PhantomIR allows users to observe the heat signatures of people and objects in daytime or at night and through smoke, fog or camouflage. Incorporating user-selectable reticles, digital magnetic compass, zoom function and video out capability, the PhantomIR is a powerful tool for military, police, and security professionals. Features: image brightness control, digital compass (magnetic bearing), low battery indicator, interpupilary adjustment, user-selectable reticle. ATN Corp manufactures and distributes the widest array of Night Vision and high quality optics in the world. We are a sales and market leader in the US. Unsurpassed customer service on both our website and 800#, our technicians are the most knowledgeable in the world. We manufacture for the US Military, law enforcement, the FBI and the US Department of Homeland Security.